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英耐英语英文短文分享:《千万别找人事部》

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《千万别找人事部》
一位职员在为公司忘我工作三年之后才意识到,他没有得到升迁、晋级,没有得到加薪,也没有得到任何褒奖,而公司对此无动于衷。于是,他决定一大早去找人事部的经理。互致问候之后,职员向人事部经理说明了来意。这位经理看着他,狡黠地笑了笑,“请坐,”他一本正经地说道,“我的朋友,你在这里其实;连一天活都没有干过。”
听了这话,这名职员大吃一惊,而人事部经理依然慢条斯理地继续解释。
经理:你知道一年共有多少天吗?
职员:365天,不过,有时候也有366天。
经理:一天有多少个小时?
职员:24个小时。
经理:你一天工作多长时间?
职员:从早晨八点到下午四点,也就是一天8个小时。
经理:那么,你算算,一天当中你究竟有几分之一的时间花在工作上呢?
职员:(真的做起算术来了)8/24小时,也就是1/3(三分之一)。
经理:你说的没错!366天的三分之一是多少?
职员:122(366*1/3=122天)。
经理:周末你来上过班吗?
职员:没有,经理
经理:一天当中究竟有多少个周末?
职员:52个星期六和52个星期天加起来就是104天。
经理:还好,你还知道。如果从122天中除去这104天,现在,你还剩多少天呢?
职员:18天。
经理:没错!我每天还给你2个星期的病假。现在,从18天中再扣除这14天。你还剩下多少天了?
职员:四天。
经理:新年那一天你上班了吗?
职员:没有,经理!
经理:劳动节那一天你来上班了吗?
职员:没有,经理!
经理:那么,还剩下多少天?
职员:还剩两天,经理!
经理:国庆节你来上班了吗?
职员:没有,经理!
经理:那么还剩下多少天?
职员:剩下1天,经理!
经理:圣诞节那一天你来上班了吗?
职员:没有,经理!
经理:那么,还剩下多少天?
职员:没有,经理!
经理:那么,你还要求什么呢?
职员:经理,我明白了。我竟然没有认识到,这么多年来我一直在白拿公司的钱!
"Don t talk to human resources"
One of the staff to realize after three years of selfless work for the company, he didn t get the promotion, promotion, didn t get a raise, I have not received any praise, but companies are completely indifferent. So, he decided in the morning to the manager of the personnel department. After greeting each other, the staff that had come to the personnel manager. The manager looked at him, with a sly smile, "sit down," he said to be poker-faced, "my friend, you are here in fact; even a day are not done."
To this, the staff and the personnel manager be startled at, still continue to explain in a leisurely manner.
Manager: you know how many days in a year?
Clerk: 365 days, however, sometimes there are 366 days.
Manager: how many hours a day?
Clerk: 24 hours.
Manager: how long do you work a day?
Clerk: from eight a.m. to four p.m., it is 8 hours a day.
Manager: Well, you see, the day you actually have a fraction of the time spent at work?
Clerk: (really start to 8/24 hours, arithmetic) or 1/3 (1/3).
Manager: you re right! What is the 366 day of the 1/3?
Clerk: 122 (366*1/3=122 day).
Manager: you come to class on the weekend?
Clerk: No, manager
Manager: one day how much of this weekend?
Clerk: 52 Saturday and 52 weeks add up to 104 days.
Manager: OK, you know. If from 122 days from the 104 day, now, how many days you have left?
Clerk: 18 days.
Manager: yes! Every day I give you 2 weeks sick leave. Now, to deduct this from 18 days to 14 days. How many days do you have left?
Clerk: four days.
Manager: New Year s day you go to work?
Clerk: No, manager!
Manager: Labor Day is the day you go to work?
Clerk: No, manager!
Manager: so, how many days left?
Clerk: two days left, manager!
Manager: National Day you come to work?
Clerk: No, manager!
Manager: so how many days left?
Clerk: 1 days left, manager!
Manager: Christmas day you come to work?
Clerk: No, manager!
Manager: so, how many days left?
Clerk: No, manager!
Manager: so, what more could you want?
Clerk: manager, I understand. I didn t realize, so many years I have been with the company s money in white!

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