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英文短文欣赏:《阴差阳错》

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        《阴差阳错》
       去年冬天,在被大雪围困两个星期之后,一位名叫罗伯特的西雅图人准备前往迈阿密海滩去度假,而身在明尼阿波利斯的妻子也将在办公室公差后的第二天到达那里。解释,他们就可以在迈阿密度假胜地会和。温暖宜人的气候和幸福美好的欢聚时刻早已让他们的心中充满了无限的期待。
       然而,不巧的是,在机场登机口,他遇到了一些麻烦,并被告知他不得不改乘下一次航班。他试图向一位管理人员提出申诉,但被告知航空公司在这一问题上并没有责任。因此,申诉也无济于事了。
       第二天,一抵达下榻的那家酒店,罗伯特便感受到迈阿密海滩的滚滚热浪,眼下,这里的气候湿热难当,与冰天雪地的西雅图同样让人感到不舒服。
       这时候,酒店的前台服务员给他传递了一个消息,他的妻子将会如期到达,罗伯特先生迫不及待地想跑去游泳池边凉快一下,所以他急匆匆地给妻子发了一封电子邮件。结果,他忙中出乱,竟然把电子邮件的地址给搞错了。
       于是乎,他的这封电子邮件发给了一位老牧师的妻子,前一天,老牧师刚刚离世。当这位悲伤之中的寡妇打开她的电子邮件,一看到电脑屏幕上的内容,她便发出一声痛苦的尖叫,随即倒在地上,死了。。。
       她的家人赶紧跑进了她的房间,之间屏幕上的这封电子邮件这样写道:
      我亲爱的妻子:
      你知道,我昨天才启程,刚刚在这里登记完毕。入口处遇到了一点麻烦,申诉被驳回。现已获悉你明天抵达的确切消息,爱你的丈夫。
      附言:这里的情况并不如我们原先想想的那样。你来了准会感到奇怪,这里怎么会这么热呦!
       《Snowbound for Two weeks》
       After being nerly snowbound for two weeks last winter,a  seattle man named robert departed for his vacation in miami beach,where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis.They were lookng forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
       Unfortunately,there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate,and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight.He tried to appcal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not reponsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain.
       Upon arrival at the hotel the next day.he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave,and its weather was almost as unconfortably hot as Seattle s was cold.
       The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive as planned.He coulde hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off,and quickly sent his wife an e-mail,but due to his haste,he made an error in the e-mail address.
       His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher s wife whose even older bushand had died only the day before.
       When the grieving widow opened her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out an an anguished scream,and fell to the flooe dead.
       Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen:
       Dearest wife:
       Departed yesterday as you know,Just now got checked in.Some confusion at the gate,Appeal was denied.Received confirmation of you arrival tomorrow.Your loving husband.
       PS:Things are not as we thought.You re going to be surprisd at how hot it is down here.

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