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英文短文欣赏:《实话实说》

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       《实话实说》
        一名男子受妻子的吩咐去商店买香烟。走到这家商店他才发现商店已经关门了。于是,他走进附近一家酒吧去使用自动售货机。在酒吧里,他碰到一位漂亮女人,便开始与她攀谈起来。他们喝了几杯,然后东南西北地聊了起来,最后,他们去了她得公寓。
        在享受一番云雨之情后,这名男子突然发现时间不知不觉已是凌晨三点。“哦,天那,都这么晚了,再不回去,我妻子会杀了我的!你这里有没有滑石粉?”他急切地问。
        这位女郎给他拿来了一些滑石粉。这位男子在自己得手上抹了少许,随后便匆匆赶回家。
        这时候,他的妻子正在门口等着他,脸上充满怒气。
        “你究竟死哪儿去了?”妻子咆哮道。
        “嗯,亲爱的,情况是这样;我按照你的吩咐去了商店,可那家商店已经关门了。所以,我去了酒吧,用自动售货机来买烟。在哪里,我碰到了一个漂亮女人,我们喝了几杯,然后东南西北地聊了起来,最后,我和她上了床。”
        “噢,是吗?让我看看你得手!”她看到丈夫的两手沾满了白色的滑石粉,“你这个骗子!你又去打保龄球了!”
        《Cover Up》
        A man s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.He walks down to the store only to find it closed.So he goes into a nearby har to use the vending machine.At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
        They have a couple of drinks.One thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
        After they have had their fun.he realizes it is 3 am and says,"Oh no,its so late,my wife is going to kill me!Do you have any talcum powder?"
        She gives him some talcum powder,which he proceeds to tub on his hands and then he goes home.
        His wife is wasiting for him n the doorway and she is pretty pissed."Where the he;; have you been?"
        "Well.honey,it s like this .I went to the store like you asked,but they were closed.So I went to the bar to use the vending machine.I saw this great looking chick"there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to anoter and I ended up in bed with her."
        "Oh yeah?Let me see your hands!"She sees his hands are coverd with powder.
        "Yoy liar!You went bowling again!"

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