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英耐员工英语培训英文短文欣赏:《愚蠢的问题》

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        《愚蠢的问题》
        一位心脏病医生首创了一种新的手术方法,它不仅可以缩短心脏手术所需的时间,而且还可以减轻手术给病人带来的痛苦。
在首都华盛顿举行的一次心脏病专题会议上,他的这一方法受到了与同行的高度赞赏,有的医疗机构还以五万美元的酬金邀请他去介绍这种方法。随后不久,他又作了几场专题报告。渐渐地,他意识到口头作报考要比亲自做手术更为合算。于是,他决定辞掉外科医生之职,专门到全国各地举办巡回报告。为此,他购买了一辆豪华轿车,还雇了一名专职司机。
        有一天,就在他做了六个月的巡回报告之后。他的司机在他面前无意中发出了一声感慨。“你知道,这是在太不公平了。”
       “你这话什么意思?”外科医生不解地问。
        “哎,你每次这么一场报告下来五万块就到手了,比我一年的收入还要高啊!”司机说道。
        外科医生向司机解释说,这种新的手术方法非常复杂,而他是唯一可以做这种报告的人。
        “那不见得。我闭上眼睛都可以替你作报告。你的报告我已经听过很多次了。说实话,我可以倒背如流。”司机说道。
        “嗯,如果这样的话,我还有什么话说?这一场报告由你来做,如果你做得好,那五万块 你拿去。”外科医生答道。

        “好,就这么定了。”司机说。
        于是,当他们驱车到达 报告大厅时,外科医生便和司机及交换了外套。外科医生戴上了司机的帽子,坐在了打听的后面。
        司机的报告完成得非常顺利。不仅如此,他还回答了所有的问题,而且没有任何破绽。正当司机以为大功告成之时,以为穿着实验室制服、戴着胶带眼睛的听众站了起来。他提出 了提出了一个司机无法回答的复杂问题。
        “你知道。。。”司机镇定地说道,“这样得报告我已经做了287次了,从来还没有人想我提出这样一个愚蠢的问题。其实,这个问题很简单,我看还是让我的司机来回答吧。”
       《A Stupid Question》
        A cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the patient.He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in Washinggton D.C.He was also paid $50000 to present his find.He did a couple more of these presentations and realized that it would be more lucrative to do lectures on his find than to work as a surgeon.So he deciede to do the lectures full-time.He hired a driver and purchased a limousine.
        One day,after he d been doing the lecture circuit for about 6 months,his driver turned to him and siad,"You know..This is completely unfair."
        "What do you mean?"asked the surgeon.
        "Well,you get paid $50000 every time you do this lecture and that s more than I get paid in a year"replied the driver.
        The surgeon explained to him that it was a very complicated procedure and that he was the only person that could give this lecture.
        "That s not true.I can do your lecture blindfolded.I gave seen you do your lecture so mant times that I know it by heart,"said the driver.
        "Well if that s the case,I ll tell you what.You do this lecture and you can keep the $50000 if you do it right."replied the surgeon.
        The driver said,"OK, You re on."
        So when they arrived at the lecture hall,the surgeon and the driver changed coats and the surgeon put on the driver s hat and sat in the back of the room.
        The driver nailed the presentation.Not only that,he also answered all the back of the room.
        The driver nailed the presentation.Not only that,he also answered all the questions without any problems.Just when the friver thought he was domne .and audience member,wearing a lab coat and tape covered glasses stood up and asked a complex question that the driver was not able to answer.
        "you know..."said the driver,"I have done this lecture 287 time and I have never been asked such a stupid question.As a matter of fact,that question is so stupid that I am going to let my driver answer it."

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